Don't date a "Cowboy" unless you live in Texas, Tennessee or Montana.

Listen men,
Singing along to Kenny Chesney and wearing a cowboy hat does not make you a cowboy.
Owning a pickup truck and wearing a cowboy hat does not make you a cowboy.
Knowing a few line dances and wearing a cowboy hat does not make you a cowboy.
Eating beans cooked on a fire at a Great Lakes camping resort and wearing a cowboy hat does not make you a cowboy. Please resist the urge to purchase a cowboy hat and wear it in public unless it is Halloween. The same goes for the snakeskin boots and leather vest. There is a reason why you have to visit specialty stores to acquire these items. They cost a lot of money and should only be used if you spend your days roping steer or if you lived in the Wild West and spend your time robbing trains and gambling in saloons.

Now ladies, don't fall for a man masquerading as a cowboy. They may look kind of sexy, but underneath the hat is most likely a bald head and a "special" sort of brain. I wish somebody had given me that advice before I dated "The Cowboy" for 1 summer and the spent the next 2 years trying to rid myself of him. Stay tuned to hear about this Yee Haw.